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Something we all can relate to.

Community Expert ,
Feb 22, 2017 Feb 22, 2017

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We can make this a thread to post relevant cartoons, photo edits, memes and other assorted witticisms.

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Guide ,
Jun 23, 2017 Jun 23, 2017

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The "What's the 1st thing U do..." thread started by Cactus Cowboy in this forum put me in mind of this old quote. It would be off-topic there, so I put it here.


"When I open my eyes in the morning, if I don't see candles and smell flowers, I get up!"

      -- Comedian George Burns in response to the question by Johnny Carson; "To what do you attribute your longevity?"

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Guide ,
Jul 24, 2017 Jul 24, 2017

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Dragging this thread back out of the basement with:

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Community Expert ,
Jul 25, 2017 Jul 25, 2017

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So this old story came to mind for some reason:

A musician goes to the bank for a loan. The manager looks over the application, pauses, and says, "under Occupation, you have listed that you are a drummer in Louis Armstrong's orchestra. Is that correct?"

"Yes Sir"

"I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Louis Armstrong passed away a long time ago."

"And here I thought rock and roll was the reason why I hadn't gotten any gigs in years."

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Jul 25, 2017 Jul 25, 2017

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What is the difference between a rock guitarist and a large pepperoni pizza?

A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

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LEGEND ,
Jul 25, 2017 Jul 25, 2017

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Back in our college days, first married ... Miriam and I had a two-bedroom apartment in our little college town. The second bedroom for a while was lined with plywood sheets cut to the height of floor-to-ceiling, with the pink fibreglass insulation tacked to them insulation-in for sound-deadening.

My amp, amps for the other guitarist & bass player, and the drummer's kit took up enough space we barely had room to stand (or sit, in Mayo's case of course ... ). We were on the end of a four-apartment single-floor block, and the neighbors were cool as long as we ALWAYS did our covers of Smoke on the Water and Johhny B. Goode at least at beginning & end of playing.

My father-in-law was ... horrified.

He had a b/w darkroom that he rarely used anymore, and several 35mm range-finder cameras. He thrust them at me. I started using the cameras, developing & printing b/w but still using his bathroom at first, then figured how to use our bathroom (without a window, handy!) and that bedroom for a little space.

Then our little band broke up. And I re-configured the practice room to a mini-studio. Liked doing portraits. Left school (just short of graduating as an English Lit/PE/Music teacher to set up a portrait studio.

My father-in-law was horrified.

Miriam taught for six years, a music teacher, then joined me full time in the studio.

My father-in-law was ... well, you can guess by now.

I seemed to have that effect the entire 35 years or so he lived after we were married.

My parents were much better. Well, my mom was horrified at my being Self-Employed, of course. Respectable people just ... didn't. They got paychecks. But they loved Miriam.

Although it was quite clear that for my family, had Miriam and I had issues, she was definitely the Keeper. And I ... well ... might be able to negotiate something.

Maybe. (But don't count on it ... )

I dunno, we've done pretty well, I think ... 42 years of marriage, 40 years of our down-town studio, nice 8+ acre near-park we live on just outside Monmouth where Miriam does a lot of her outdoor portraiture. The people we can take care of (because that's sort of what we do), our three grown kids, second grand-child (g-daughter this one!) due any moment, our daughter the Pastor, it's really a pretty nice life we've managed.

But there's not been any rock-guitar in many, many years .... ha. (Only a bit of jazz now ... )

Neil

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Community Expert ,
Jul 25, 2017 Jul 25, 2017

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The 'It's a Boy' meme is funny, but just a bit cringe worthy, which reminds me of this article Techspot put up today.  The link tells you what it is all about, and boy are some of those clips going to make you cringe. 

The Most Awkward Moments in Tech - TechSpot

Apple's Steve Ballmer manages to get _three_ mentions, so I'll start it off with this one. 

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LEGEND ,
Jul 25, 2017 Jul 25, 2017

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well its a good commercial for rehab... more sad than funny and I know other people around that time with the same habits.

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Community Expert ,
Jul 25, 2017 Jul 25, 2017

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From that same article, the Windows speech recognition software demo is hysterical. 

Nancy O'Shea— Product User, Community Expert & Moderator

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Community Expert ,
Jul 25, 2017 Jul 25, 2017

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https://forums.adobe.com/people/Nancy+OShea  wrote

From that same article, the Windows speech recognition software demo is hysterical.

That made me laugh out loud all over again.  They were crazy to do a public demo with such a flaky system.  But when was that?  A good while ago, and voice recognition is still a risky thing to rely on.  How long was Samsung's Voice Assistant delayed?  Does anyone trust their vehicle GPS to get them to where they want to go just be speaking to it?   My iPhone 5s doesn't have a clue when it comes to my London accent, although people think I sound like a Kiwi when I visit the UK now. 

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Jul 29, 2017 Jul 29, 2017

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Jul 29, 2017 Jul 29, 2017

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Bruno Bozzetto: Europe vs. Italy (I would think Italy is a part of Europe, but I'll go with it just this once.)

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Guide ,
Aug 04, 2017 Aug 04, 2017

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On another subject entirely...

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Aug 04, 2017 Aug 04, 2017

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"L'Italie c'est la France qui sourit"

(Italy is France smiling)

I really love this country.

Toto Cutugno - L'Italiano (1983) - YouTube

Toto Cutugno - L'Italiano (Lyrics + English Translation) - YouTube

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Aug 17, 2017 Aug 17, 2017

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Aug 18, 2017 Aug 18, 2017

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Aug 18, 2017 Aug 18, 2017

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Aug 18, 2017 Aug 18, 2017

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Here's another I had to look up, because I didn't think to save it. But it's a classic.

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Aug 19, 2017 Aug 19, 2017

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Nancy

Nancy O'Shea— Product User, Community Expert & Moderator

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Aug 21, 2017 Aug 21, 2017

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Sep 13, 2017 Sep 13, 2017

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Just noticed this motivational slogan surfing Google Images, I think it was posted in a prison...

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Sep 13, 2017 Sep 13, 2017

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Has anyone noticed now much Steve Bannon looks like Otis?

Nancy O'Shea— Product User, Community Expert & Moderator

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Sep 18, 2017 Sep 18, 2017

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While this sign might worry me...

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This one would get me to take a different route:

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--OB

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Sep 18, 2017 Sep 18, 2017

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I assume 'beware of falling leopards' is too long to fit into the sign space?

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Sep 19, 2017 Sep 19, 2017

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Here's one that can relieve our minds. At least we don't have to worry about our glass of water overflowing. But which one is the fake news?

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Sep 19, 2017 Sep 19, 2017

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KJerryK  wrote

Here's one that can relieve our minds. At least we don't have to worry about our glass of water overflowing. But which one is the fake news?

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Leaving aside the massive and overwhelming archaeological evidence of sea-level change around the ice ages (ever hear of Berengia? If not, look it up) the problem with that "no water level change" graphic is that much of the glacier melt is not currently in the ocean. It is perched up on the continental landmasses (northern Canada, northern Eurasia, Antarctica, etc.). Just ask anyone who lives near a major river system (the Mississippi, for instance) what happens when you get massive amounts of runoff from the land.

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